The story of why Pavlik decided to become a father

After the wedding, I immediately expected to get pregnant. The husband discouraged: "Let's live for ourselves, what our years are." And I agreed. Indeed, where to rush when you live not in your apartment, and the family budget does not exceed forty per month, minus the communal apartment.

  Married for four years, but we have no children. We are protected. Relatives relate with understanding, suspected that one of us cannot ... Once my mother hinted to me that it would be good to be examined. I promised that I would go, but to myself I just smiled.

Eh, mother, I would know why not my grandmother, would not send to the doctors. We just don’t want to have children ourselves. It was you and your father who immediately cooked me up, and Anatoly and I will not be in such a hurry. What are you looking at? We do not have our own housing or prosperity. A baby will appear, where will I bring him from the hospital? Again on the removable? I am not thirty-five years old, I have time, everything is ahead of me.

   And here is a surprise! My Tolik comes home from work recently and says:

- Beloved, today we go to bed early and sleep without contraceptives. It's time to have kids.

I was taken aback:

- Why all of a sudden? I didn’t want so much time, but now I come to my senses.

And he:

“Didn’t I hear what the president said?”

“No,” I answer. - I listen to him a little, and in general I am not interested in politics. I have something to do. And what new does he offer? Anything for the people?

Tolyan does not let up:

“I'm not a fan either.” But people trynd that already for the first child they will pay the capital. Do you understand what the trick is? It turns out that we were lucky; it was not in vain that we were pulling with this matter. It turned out right. We will receive those grandmothers for the first-born, which, for example, the Ivanovs received for two. Are you 

-Sekou. Only they have not received anything yet, for your information.

They don’t know how to live. We'll get. I know how.

Then he began to tell that in a year we would have a car and a house in the village:

In short, today or tomorrow we close up the heir, and after nine months we give birth to him. Then we get a certificate. Then I take it upon myself. The scheme is simple, it works. I know how to turn a certificate into a small house and money.

 Yes.

Then we went to bed, we’ll agree there.

In bed, the hubby tried as never before. Then, again I dreamed:

 The hut is also useful - we will go there to rest. You must choose one so that it is near the river and with your bathhouse. It will be high! Clean air around, tomatoes, cucumbers, a pond with fish. And most importantly - your personal car. Wherever he wanted, he flew there. Then real life will begin. You will feel like a person, you will not move in a minibus, but in personal transport. Immediately respect yourself. Can you imagine?

Imagine. Let's sleep, get up early tomorrow ...

    The dreamer fell asleep, and I had not slept for a long time. I thought.

It is now clear why Tolik needed the baby. He wants to get pleasure and entertainment for free. And he did not say a word about the responsibility of the parent. I will hang a newborn child around my neck, and he himself will go to steam and fry the meat. He waited for the manna from heaven. But no, darling, if I give birth, you won’t get anything. As I rolled my lip, so you roll up. We will live by law, as expected. We will spend the assistance received from the state either on an apartment, or on the education of the one who is born. Everything else is not so important. In addition, capital is given to mother and baby, it is even called - maternal. Dad let them earn their own dreams and pleasures. I hope all women think so.